Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I did not marry a roomba.
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