I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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