I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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