yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Randomize
