a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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