he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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