five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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