So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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