we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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