A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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