Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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