Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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