tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i now understand why vodka
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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