i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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