I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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