i just wanna soil my oats bro
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Randomize
