Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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