Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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