i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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