have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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