shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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