Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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