I wanna passion pit in your ass
farters have to be the big spoon...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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