Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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