I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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