if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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