we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
how drunk are you?
Several
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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