Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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