This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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