No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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