I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
