Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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