Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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