It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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