have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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