if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dignity is for republicans.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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