I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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