Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We just shotgunned beers for America
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Randomize
