i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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