seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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