the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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