Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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