I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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