did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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