So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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