one might say we're banned from that church
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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