normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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