she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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