my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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