i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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